A Short Guide to being evil from the internet.

Or Bad Guys have all the Fun.

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In the Legend of Robin Hood, or even in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, were we cheering the gallant man in tights? Of Course not! Just as Alan Rickman stole Robin (b'stards) thunder in Prince of Thieves, so Basil Rathbone was way cooler and way more handy with the blade than Errol Flynn. And in Star Wars? We all thought Darth Vader was cool not Luke the proverbial 'wet lettuce'. lets face it, Bad Guys have ALL the fun.

OK, So you want to be a bad guy, you aim to to out do Dr Evil, do you have a plan? Can you get the staff? Its easy to take over the world, the tricky bit is staying in control! and when all has failed, you need to get out. 

Well the Internet is YOUR friend, use it!

Stuck for a plan? well, not any more with this handy plan for word domination!

Now you are the Boss, here is some simple rules to learn from your predecessor in the world famous Pete's Evil Overlord  List.

For the Ladies, Of course, Being Ruler of the world is not purely a mans domain.

Too Much hassle to be the boss? Try being a hench man? And start your career at the bottom and work your way up.

Need Staff? These guys seem to talk the talk but can they walk the walk?

These guys used to be the best, but currently 404, proof indeed that you just have to struggle to get the staff!

Now this guy has been insidious and on our TVs for decades, he ain't no muppet! Its worse than that, he's from Sesame Street! All praise the evil that is Bert!

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When it all goes wrong, any self respecting villain will need an escape vehicle, so do it in style! Remember, 70% of the earths surface is water, do it in a submersible luxury yacht!

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