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PAWS FOR THOUGHT

Biggles drives a milk float 1
Wishes 2
Rotherham 2
The Umbrella 3
One of my childhood songs 4
Grandad was a punk rocker 6
Erbert the demolition machine 7
Ackroyd the Elf 8
Ackroyd of the Antarctic 9
Superman 10
Bongers of Whitehall 11
Bovril in the jar 12
Ascelin of Caen 14
Swan 17
The Heckmondwike Rapist 18
The Peking Swallow 19
The curse of the Baskervilles 20
Lonesome in the saddle 22
The undersea world of Jacques Cousteau 23
A Christmas Ackroyd song 24
Eggernam pie 25
Happy anniversary, darling 26
Selnec Shanty 27
Crows 28
You are the sun 29
By the sign of the gents' urinal 30
I used to be a singer in a rock band 31
I wandered lonely as a cloud 32
The Altrincham line 33
The Bolivian peasant's song 34
Oh Ermintrude 35
StatisticalStan'stesticles 36