MRS ACKROYD'S VIRTUAL T SHIRT EMPORIUM
(The T shirts are real; the emporium is virtual; it's best to clarify these things)



COSMO THE FAIRLY ACCURATE KNIFE THROWER
Colour: white. Sizes: S, XL, M

Small, XL



Medium                  

I CAN'T FIND MY CAMOUFLAGE NET
Colour: white(S, XL), green (M).



THE STONES OF CALLANISH
Colour: white. Sizes: S, M, L, XL



JASON AND THE ARGUMENTS
Colour: various.Sizes: S, M, XL



GNUS AND ROSES
Colour: white. Sizes: XL



CAPTAIN INDECISIVE
Colour: various. Sizes: XL, M
Lots of choices to make there.



MRS ACKROYD BAND
Colour: various. Sizes: S, M, XL



I'M A LONELY LITTLE LEMMING
Colour: white. Sizes: S, M, L, XL



NOBODY HUGS A HEDGEHOG
Colour: various. Sizes: XL



UNDERBIRTHS ARE OG
Colour: various. Sizes: XL



DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
Colour: white. Sizes: XL, S



SPOT
Colour: white. Sizes:XL