Why haven't I had a webpage before?
When I was a lad, when most people get into these things, the Interweb hadn't been invented. Or if it had it hadn't got on my radar. This wasn't a bad thing. I got to meet girls, rather than look at pictures of them on a computer. I did try and make a webpage once before -- about seven years ago. That one was supposed to prove that an Octopus had a beak -- the sole purpose was to annoy a friend who refused to believe this simple fact.