Man Walks into a Bar x 3:

A man is sitting at the bar when he hears a very quiet voice saying: "Wow, you look good!"

He looks around, but can't see who might have said it.

A moment later he hears: "No, you look really, REALLY good!"

He listens hard, and realises that the voice is coming from a small bowl of peanuts on the bar.

He asks the barman: "What's the idea with these?"

The barman replies: "Oh, the nuts? They're complimentary!"

Oh no, there's more...

The same man then hears: "Oy! You're a real ugly geezer!"

Again, the man can work out where the voice is coming from.

Then he hears: "Damn, you're ugly. You shouldn't be allowed out!"

He then realises that the voice is coming from his pint.

The barman (who's still there) says: "Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the drink talking!"

No, we're not done yet...

Finally he hears "Oi! Stupid! Who let you in here?"

But the voice doesn't appear to be coming from anywhere near him.

Then he hears "You've got to be the dumbest, most moronic idiot that's ever come in here"

The man's had enough of this, so he beckons the barman back over.

"What's the idea with all these insults?" he asks.

The barman replies: "Oh, that's just the cigarette machine, it's out of order!"

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