Make Someone's Day, Send a Card:

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I heard you had herpes...
and I feel terrible...
I'd say "Get well soon"...
but I know it's incurable.

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My tyre was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tyre...
I found your cat.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

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Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
Don't fret about her,
She's moved in with me.

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You totalled your car...
and can't remember why...
maybe it was...
that case of Bud Dry

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Your computer is dead...
and it was so alive
You shouldn't have installed
Win'95

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So you lost your job...
It's one of those hardships in life...
Next time, work harder...
and stay 'way from the boss's wife.

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Gimme the next joke