Park & Taken for a Ride:

An Indian gentleman drove up to the West End of London one Saturday afternoon to do some shopping.

He made sure he arrived after 1.30pm so he could park his car on a single yellow line.

When he got back from the shops he found a traffic warden standing by his car, writing out a parking ticket.

"What are you doing!" exclaimed the Indian, "It's after 1.30!".

"I know," said the warden, "But unfortunately you are the wrong colour."

Which just goes to show: Sikh and you shall get fined.

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