Horse Sense :

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are having a quiet drink when a stranger comes into the bar and asks "Whose is the white horse outside?"

"Why?" asks our masked hero. "Is something wrong?"

"Well," says the stranger, "it's just that it's about to die of heat stroke."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rush outside and sure enough, the horse has severe heat stroke.

The Lone Ranger tells Tonto to run in circles, as quickly as he can in order to create a draught to revive the horse.

Our masked hero returns to the bar, leaving Silver and Tonto outside.

An hour later another stranger walks in and asks who owns the white horse outside.

Fearing the worst, the Lone Ranger asks if his beloved horse is alright.

"Yer horse is just fine," replies the stranger, "but yer left yer injun running".

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