Lunch Time:

A creature rose up out of the water and came ashore. Its garments were made of green sea lettuce.

"I am the friendly Witch of the Sand" she called. "Don't be afraid, I'm only going to sunbathe."

The sun was terribly hot, and her skin soon began to bake.

Soon she began to burn and turned as red as a ripe tomato.

In fact, she was a baking lettuce and tomato sand witch!

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