Food for Thought:

A tramp walks into a pub.

'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.

The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 mins later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.

The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 mins later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.

Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' says the barman.

'Well' says the tramp, 'someone been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.

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