Dog Faced:

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "my dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up by its ears & has a good look at it's eyes.

"Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man incredulously.

"No, because he's very heavy" says the vet....

Gimme the next joke