Man with a Plan:

A Guy goes to the bank for a business loan.

'What's your business plan' he's asked.

'Well, I've always wanted to go into cheese production. I've found this smashing little house in Somerset, place called Cheddar. I'll make cheese and call it 'Cheddar Cheese'

'Don't be pathetic, that's already been done. Go away and think again.'

Next day: 'Mr bank manager, I've had a better idea. I'm moving to Holland, little place called Gouda. I'll make cheese there and call it Gouda Cheese'

'Pathetic , kindly leave instantly, and think of a better plan.' said the Bank Manager.

Next day: 'Mr Bank Manager, I've really cracked it. I'm moving to the Holy Land.'

'Excellent. What sort of cheese will you make there?'

'A selection box of all the different cheeses from the holy Land- I'll call it Cheeses of Nazareth......'

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