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Some
limericks from the excellent collection from BBC Radio's "I'm Sorry I
Haven't a Clue".
(For
those unfamiliar, the teams are presented with a first line, then each
adds a line in turn).
I've
just bought a fully trained moth
Who
can swim like a fish in Scotch Broth
To end his routine
He farts 'God save the Queen'
Has anyone here got a cloth?
At
the sound of a lone clarinet
I shouted 'Stand back - I'm a vet!'
Picture Acker's alarm
As I thrust in my arm...
Oh God! I still drink to forget!
I
once spent a weekend in Brighton
With the legendary Miss Enid Blyton.
She said 'You be Noddy,
I'll show you my body!'
But Big Ears kept turning the light on.
I
once had a blind date with Cilla
I took her to watch Aston Villa
She sang to the crowd
And she sang very loud
And that's why they threatened to kill her!
A
little known fact about Plato
He invented the concept of NATO
The Swiss Army Knife,
The Inflatable Wife,
And the trouserless jacket potato.
My
anorak's Idi Amin's
My corset was HM the Queen's
My large wonderbra
Once belonged to the Shah
And these are Roy Hattersly's jeans...
A
habit of Vasco de Gama's
Was
to tear off the first mate's pajamas
Then he'd wave them about,
And give a great shout
'I wish you were here Judith Chalmers!''
Gimme
the next joke
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