Get-out Clause:

A man was driving down the road, when he gets stopped by the police for suspected drunk driving.

The policeman gets out a breatherliser machine, but the man hands him a card which reads: "Asmatic - Do not breatherlise!"

So the policeman decides on a blood test instead, when the man hands him another card which reads: "Hemophiliac - Do not take blood tests!"

Finally, the policeman decides on a urine sample. However, the man hands him a third card, which reads: "England Cricket Team supporter - Do not take the p*ss"

Gimme the next joke