Suitable for Vegetarians:

A man was famous for his ability to grow vegetables. He grew the largest and best leaks, artichokes and onions.

But above all this, he was famous for his cauliflowers.

As he prepared for the local horticultural show, he cut one of his cauliflowers to test. To his horror, when he cooked it, it produced a bright red liquid, and tasted disgusting.

He was mortified. His entire crop was like this, and useless.

He turned to his wife for help, and she suggested that due to the density of the red in the liquid, perhaps they could use the liquid to make cosmetics.

Together they boiled up the red liquid until it became a thick dense mass. They then decided that when cooled, it could be used for lipstick.

Sadly, once finished the lipstick proved a little crumbly, but worse of all, it caused bad breath.

They decide to sell it anyway, but to warn of it's unusual properties, they had to affix the following label: "Super-Cauli Fragile Lipstick expect halitosis."

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