Why Esperanto is not my favourite Artificial Language

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Last update: 17 January 2008


This rant has been removed

If you're looking for my lengthy attack on Esperanto, to which there are still worryingly many references on the Internet, you won't find it here any more. I took it down after I started getting more emails in response to it than I could be bothered replying to, and this was a long time after I ceased to care about the subject of international auxiliary languages, or about the supposed merits or deficiencies in specific languages. It seemed rather silly to keep my opinions public without allowing anyone the chance to bite back, so I decided, especially since better criticisms are available anyway, that the rant should be dumped in the Great Bit Bucket.

This does not imply in any way that my opinion about Esperanto has changed; I just have no further desire to engage in any debate on the subject, especially not with people whose opinions are as unlikely to be changed as my own. I'm well aware that there are those who consider it to be beautiful and useful in its own way; however, along with a great number of people who create languages for pleasure, I think it's ugly, full of bad design decisions, poorly thought out, and in general a very good example of how not to create a language. I can't read any significant amount of text in it without feeling ill.*

If you're really desperate to read the original, there's probably a copy over at the Wayback Machine. But please note: the Wayback machine is someone else's project, and as far as I am concerned my rant no longer exists, and for this reason I will not engage in any debate over its contents. Any emails which imply that the sender does not understand the emphasised text will be either ignored altogether, or replied to very rudely if I'm in a bad enough mood. You have been warned!

*The programming language ADA provokes a similar reaction in me, in case anyone wants to do a psychlogical study.

Where to go next

If you're still in the mood for some Esperanto-bashing, I recommend Justin Rye's Learn Not To Speak Esperanto!, which is probably the best piece of anti-Esperanto criticism on the Web. Attacks from within the IAL debate may be found in The Problem of an International Auxiliary Language and its Solution in Ido by L. H. Dyer, James Chandler's critique and list of Ido's improvements over Esperanto, and AN INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE (1928), by the late Otto Jespersen, one of the greatest linguists of the 20th century.