Instead, I decided to subvert the concept of a webcounter by creating something which was known to be accurate at least once; this is far better than something which, while impressive, has never been close to reality. Similarly, a stopped clock is better for timekeeping purposes than one which runs slow or fast and is never corrected.
And that's the result. I kind of like the way it creates a grammatically incorrect sentence; it's been the most talked-about part of my pages to date, having fooled all but one person!