ON THE PLUS SIDE IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG TO LOAD THIS
Of course you may wonder why you bothered!
This is one of those pages that adds very little (exaggeration) to the sum of Human Knowledge and breaks no ground whatsoever in HTML usage and page design.
It should be usable with nearly any browser - small consolation eh?
I bet you can hardly wait to find out what exciting interests I have?
Suffice it to say Pam, Toblerones, Dutch, Amigas, Parties, Runes, Cix conferencing feature heavily and the number 5.
OK I may have added the number 5 as a red herring but can you be sure, much less care?
I also have a soft spot for Xena Warrior Princess but Pam's sure I'll grow out of it.
Pam's interests don't include my playing DoomII until the early hours of the morning.
Pam is the sensible one in this couple, though she can be silly too! Pam's a very good cook, it's her occupation, and enjoys reading, gardening and watching Eastenders every now and then.
Of course all of this has been superseded by the arrival of Benjamin Wesson. His pages just keep growing, but that's proud parents for you!