Paul Taylor recently wrote a
space-filling feature in the
Independent
to the effect that “The West End is alive with the sound of
musicals… [this is] a golden period”. Yes, even
Dirty Dancing: his review contains
a number of wicked parodies, but that’s an indicator that Paul is
enjoying himself. And I was frankly surprised how many reviewers
bought into the feelgood of the show and gave it the thumbs-up.
For as Mark Shenton points out in his
What’s
On review, this is a combination of two arguably pernicious
recent genres: the jukebox musical and the hit movie adapted for
stage. But its principal innovation (for want of a more
pejorative word) takes it further down the road still.
Paul and Quentin Letts each notice half of it. Around one-third
of the show’s songs are original 1960s recordings simply played over
the PA, and the rest are sung by peripheral characters standing on the
periphery of the stage. Now, the birth of the modern musical,
with narrative-related and character-driven songs, is usually dated to
Show Boat in 1927. It could be
argued, then, that
Dirty Dancing is
turning the clock back 80 years or so. But no, for even the
previous era made a production out of the singing of numbers, whatever
their integrity to the show’s book. That’s entirely missing
here. In jukebox musicals we’ve grown used to the convention of
the pretend-concert.
Dirty Dancing invents
an entirely new phenomenon: the pretend-incidental score, in the sense
of “pretend the singers aren’t there at all”. And I think that
would be frightening, if I were through being just plain puzzled by it.
Meat
puppets
Not that it bothered the audience one bit, since they were there to see
the movie, enacted by (in the great phrase of author William Gibson)
“meat puppets”. No point worrying about the ways in which a show
is deficient in theatricality when theatre isn’t what you actually
want. People around me were such devotees of the picture that
they were singing along with the communal anthem of the holiday resort.
Those behind me debated in detail and at length what they might do
about suddenly having restricted-view seats, without it occurring to
them for an instant that they might say anything to me, ask me to
slouch down in my seat or whatever; the live element of the show, even
of the folk next to them in the auditorium, didn’t seem to register in
the slightest.
Nor did the ambitions of writer Eleanor Bergstein, who explained in a
briefing note to the show’s original creative team (a remarkably purple
communiqué reproduced in the London programme) that it was her
intention to give the audience more than just the movie: different
angles, interpolated scenes... at times it read as if she thought
theatre was basically a DVD’s Extras menu. Of her most grandiose
statement of intent – “we plan to light the whole theatre. The
audience will sit under starry summer skies, amid the smells and
sensations of summer storms, breezes, rainbows…” – there was mercifully
no sign in the actual production. Not that it would have been a
bad thing, if it had worked, but it would have been if it hadn’t
worked, and it wouldn’t have worked. If you see what I
mean. And all indications were that the audience wouldn’t have
wanted it anyway.
And, as a number of reviews have pointed out, this fundamentally
untheatrical affair has generated the largest advance box-office in
West End history. Still loving it, Paul?
I’m aware that my remarks above probably look like sneering at audience
tastes. Not at all: people have a perfect right to like whatever
they like to like, so to speak. But if what they like isn’t
theatre, what should be done? Time was when the answer would have
been to bombard them with good real theatre until they “discovered”
their “proper” tastes. This might even have been couched in terms
of “educating” the audience. But that kind of approach strikes us
as disagreeably
de haut en bas now,
and paternalism isn’t really a vote-winner any more. So instead
we redefine what they do want to see as theatre. And sometimes, as with
Dirty Dancing, this gets damn
close to outright lying (remember, I’m not saying it’s bad, just that
it isn’t theatre as we know it.)
Reaffirming
This is in contrast to bringing in multimedia, multi-disciplinary
elements without losing the core theatrical experience, even sometimes
reaffirming and strengthening it. In the mid- to late ’90s,
Frantic Assembly were seen by many as the future (or one of the
futures) of theatre, combining conventional performance core with
heightened visuals, music and in particular physicality. But the
Frantics’ moment seems to have passed. When they choreograph
sequences for insertion into a play like
Black Watch, the results look
obtrusive and almost parodic.
And now, with
pool (no water),
the backlash seems in full spate. In fact, most of the backlash
is directed at writer Mark Ravenhill. (Quentin Letts even finds
space to decry the absence of initial capitals from the title, after
only a century or so of modernism from e e cummings to debbie tucker
green.) I didn’t find it as thin as some; my view was basically
that of Moon in Stoppard’s
The Real
Inspector Hound – “Derivative, of course. But quite
sound.” (And no, since you ask, in my school production in 1982 I
played Birdboot.) Ravenhill may not be saying anything new about
jealousy, but he is saying something about it, and doing so with both
emotional and dramatic cogency.
Tepid
However, the review I found most telling was Alastair Macaulay’s.
Alastair came to theatre reviewing from dance, and somehow managed not
to see Frantic Assembly during their first decade and more. I
would describe the staging of
pool
(no water) as bog-standard Frantics, but I, like most of us,
lack the precise vocabulary to describe it as Alastair does. (I’m
still not sure what he means by “tepid use of the spine”: is it about
lack of precision/vigour/rigour, or the fact that they’re given to
flopping about a lot?) But he pins it.
I found it disappointing for other reasons, that such an unadventurous,
by-humbers staging should be the occasion of the return to the Frantics
fold of Cait Davis, who had always been the most interesting of the
original quartet of performers, and also the company debut of Mark
Rice-Oxley, towards whom I’ve felt slightly proprietorial since his
student days but who sadly could find little on this occasion to bring
to a shallowly written character. With a tepid spine,
probably. I must admit, as Quentin said about
Dirty Dancing, that the highlight
of the evening for me was the end... no, because I suddenly got a
mental image of the entire audience applauding Frantically, as if
choreographed by the company: clap, clap clap, arm shoots off around
head, flop into lap of person on your right...
It’s been a fortnight of... if not failure, then
underachievement. Few shows even achieved the feat of attracting
significant numbers of reviewers: this issue contains reviews of five
more shows than last (and that’s counting a multiple bill such as
Terror 2006 as a single show, of
course), but in 12 fewer pages. Apart from
Dirty Dancing and
pool (no water), the only other
show to bring in a sizeable proportion of the corps was
A Number in Sheffield.
Pity
porn
I am, though, in a distinct minority as regards the lack of success of
one production. I think the
Financial
Times arts page sub-editors must have been feeling particularly
puckish when they put my five-star review of
Faustus at Hampstead – which ended
“it told me more about our individual response to the enormity of war
than the entire evening of plays and discussion about Darfur that I had
seen 24 hours earlier” – right next to Alastair Macaulay’s five-star
review of
How Long Is Never? itself.
Kieron Quirke dares to criticise the plays as plays rather than
exercises in conscience – “pity porn” is a terrific phrase, which I
fully intend to steal from him – but even he ends by remarking that
“The discussion afterwards […] fills in the details the plays skirt
over.” I felt progressively more disheartened throughout the
discussion on the night I attended. It seemed to me to consist
principally of people defending their own particular approaches to the
situation in Darfur, all of which in one way or another had led to the
almighty mess the region is in today. No-one seemed ready to
acknowledge that whatever has been done has been too little, too late,
or that galvanising the international will to act decisively will be
all but impossible.
One contribution from the audience was from a man praising his Amnesty
International group’s letter campaigns. I’m a member of Amnesty
myself, and have worked at its International Secretariat, but I’m
afraid that on this occasion I was reminded of nothing so much as the
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore exchange: “World War Two… terrible
business. I was dead against it, you know” – “Well, I believe we
all were” – “Yes, but I wrote a letter!” Unlike Alastair, I was
grumbling a lot on my way home. It seemed to me that the function
of the evening had been not to focus our minds on how we need,
individually and collectively, to act in this instance. Rather, I
thought it had served to enable us to live, within generally accepted
liberal-guilt limits, with the knowledge that we in that audience have
done and can do nothing of significance. I don’t think this was
the conscious purpose of the evening, by any means, but it was the
least energising Tricycle political evening I can recall
attending. It was so dispiriting, in fact, as to make me wonder
whether I was having one of those conversion experiences that suddenly
flip people in middle-age some way over to the political right.
But reading some of my, er, favourite reviewers on various productions
reassured me on that score…
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Record.