[...] I was rather less charmed by the
Korean
Romeo And Juliet than
many. All the wedding-bed comedy and the closing scenes of civil war…
well, yes, interesting ideas in general, but if you want to portray
matters quite so antithetical to the primary fabric of the play, well,
why not choose a different play instead of stretching this one so far
to make it fit that it never twangs back into shape?
Little Shop Of Horrors is by
and large a delight, regardless of one’s feelings about the current
availability of musicals (I think this is a non-issue anyway, a simple
batch of coincidences in scheduling rather than a sign of any
underlying tendency in London programming as a whole), and also in my
case despite certain reservations. To my shame, it was only a
while into his career that I came to appreciate the strengths of Paul
Keating as a stage-musical performer (probably much the same way many
Australians felt about his namesake as a political performer).
For me, he just has one of those faces that always look rather
truculent, which can hamper certain characterisations, such as that of
the downtrodden Seymour here. But his acting and musical skills
(and a wonderfully naff wardrobe) largely overcome this factor; if he
is outshone by Sheridan Smith as Audrey, well, there’s no shame in that
– so is much of the night sky. It was my companion who
pointed out that, delightful as Jasper Britton’s shtick is, he doesn’t
really differentiate between his various cameo roles; maybe that’s part
of the joke, but if so, we didn’t get it. And the pop pedant in
me was disappointed that one of the girls in the chorus didn’t hit the
right rhythm on the spoken line “He’s a dentist and he’ll never ever be
any good”: it’s a reference to the Phil Spector biggie "He’s A Rebel" –
the clue being that the character who says it is called Crystal!
Duh! Hey, if a knowing pop-culture reference is worth making,
it’s worth making properly…
Disdainful
One of my biggest letdowns of the fortnight, though, was the relative
restraint of Quentin Letts’ review of
Drunk
Enough To Say I Love You?. Surely, I thought, this play
embodied everything he and his imagined readership loathe, both
theatrically and politically. Alas, he opted for the disdainful
chortle rather than the full broadside. Perhaps he’d expended too
much excoriation the previous evening on Dennis Kelly’s (altogether
better)
Love And Money.
Interesting, though, that in neither case did he appear to notice that
the play had a plot, or else he didn’t think that plot worth reporting…
which has some interesting implications for what the job of theatre
reviewing is considered to involve. For myself, my inclination is
to defend Caryl Churchill’s play a little more, but I can’t in all
conscience find grounds to do so. Particularly not when she
begins to mangle language: most critics have noted that virtually every
sentence in the play is incompletely uttered, which isn’t a problem,
but no-one comments on the fact that, when she can’t find a way of
leaving a line unfinished, Churchill resorts to extremely contrived
ways of not starting it properly instead.
Connoisseurs of hatchet jobs on reviewers may care to read the article
in the
Independent hosted on
that paper’s web site at
http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article2019063.ece.
It strikes me as a fairly transparent piece of work: praise your own
paper’s incumbents and alumni, add a bit of cursory research
(consisting mainly of leafing through reviews of
Behind The Iron Mask and
A Right Royal Farce), skip blithely
past a howler or two of your own (what on earth has Mark Ravenhill got
to do with
Thérèse
Raquin, as is claimed in the misattribution of a quotation from
Alastair Macaulay?), and try to sound more daringly bitchy than you
actually have the courage to be. Oh, no, hang on, those are my
“Notes To Self”...
Written for Theatre
Record.