THE ENGLISH GAME
Touring; seen at Yvonne Arnaud
Theatre, Guildford
Opened 12 May, 2008
****
A few weeks ago I was enthusiastic
about Testing The Echo, David
Edgar’s examination of Britishness through the prism of citizenship
classes for naturalisation candidates. Now Richard Bean has done much
the same through a filter which is more informal and yet, to many, far
more significant. The play is set at the boundary of a south London
recreational cricket pitch, where an amateur side is playing a Sunday
friendly. The team is composed of all sorts: a semi-retired rock star,
a GP and lay preacher, a jobbing actor, the owner of “the only double
garage in Whitton Dene” and so on. They chat, and argue, and play. And
it is a beautiful microcosm of our notions of nationhood.
Norman Tebbit’s notorious 1990 “cricket test” (when he hypothetically
asked of immigrants watching a test match, “Which side do they cheer
for?”) reverberates throughout, but never overtly. One of the team is
black, and the subject of a classic gag: when an ignorantly reactionary
new arrival asks him where he is from, he answers matter-of-factly,
“Crouch End.” – “I mean originally.” – “Bury St Edmunds.” Another
member is ethnically Indian, and when the inevitable subject of Iraq
comes up, the virulent anti-Islamist is Jewish although this is not
made explicit. For it is not labels that are important here, it is the
ethos of the game. We see both laxity and excessive rigour condemned;
the model of Englishness which emerges is one of adherence to the
rules, but out of decency rather than regimentation.
Bean has often shown his mastery at male banter (although a cast of 13
men and no women is pushing matters a bit), whether it is around an
impromptu testicular medical examination or the newcomer’s boast that
he bats like Geoff Boycott: “Slow but sure. I completed my first
hundred when I was fifteen.” To which the response comes, “How old were
you when you started it?” Sean Holmes’ production for Headlong, which
tours through June after this opening run in Guildford, evokes the
requisite spirit of camaraderie, notwithstanding various vexations and
even fury. And Bean’s script jocularly yet tenderly argues that
national values, like the team membership, may be dearly felt but are
not the be-all and end-all, rather a foundation on which to build
common ventures.