Three days after giving a warm review
to
Calendar Girls, I find
Rain Man, another stage adaptation
of another sentimental movie, getting up my nose somewhat. What’s the
difference between the two? Part of it might be nationalism: I may be
more prepared to get my hankie out for home-grown material. Then
there’s West End snobbery:
Calendar
Girls opened as astute seasonal programming in a conservative
regional house, whereas
Rain Man
arrives in a West End which is the subject every few months of gloomy
think-pieces about the dearth of serious, straight drama therein.
But I think the real reason is that
Rain
Man seems to offer more but ends up giving less. Barry
Levinson’s 1988 picture is partly a road movie, partly an odd-couple
movie, but its core is redemption. It’s not about the artistic savant
Raymond Babbitt, it’s about his selfish huckster brother Charlie’s
getting of humanity. It pretends to be concerned about Raymond’s
condition, but actually it exploits him as a walking plot mechanism for
the salvation of Tom Cruise.
For Tom Cruise, in this version, read Josh Hartnett, the latest
Hollywood star to grab some West End stage kudos. Hartnett, more
granite than Cruise, quickly and vigorously positions his Charlie as an
unpleasant person, mendacious in business and commitment-phobic in his
personal life. However, the “real”, “human” Charlie starts shining
through far too early, almost at the moment at which he abducts Raymond
from his care home; what we see in the final scene is not someone
taking tentative steps on the road to acquiring a heart but a minor
(and slightly potty-mouthed) saint.
As Raymond, Adam Godley’s vocal riffs are more penetrating, even
trumpeted. Godley, whose once-baby face is beginning to grow old
without ever having quite grown up, gives Raymond a constantly furrowed
brow of incomprehension and mild anxiety, and lopes through the story
like a vexed bloodhound. (This is intended as a compliment.) Terry
Johnson directs efficiently; Jonathan Fensom’s design of wipes, trucks
and flats is rather too obviously an attempt to accommodate a filmic
range of settings onstage. And in the end, the play gives us nothing
that the film doesn’t – not even a sense of liveness, because in Dan
Gordon’s adaptation these don’t feel like live people.
Written for the Financial
Times.