Some shows, as I’ve remarked before,
simply refuse to let you dislike them; they are so full of an
infectious
joie de vivre that
they can turn even the surliest frown upside down. This isn’t one of
those. It does not set out to share the fun with us, but to inflict it
upon us, and its idea of fun is limited. It’s not about the smile or
the chuckle, but the braying guffaw; not about the cheer, but the
whoop; not about the sniffle, but about getting you to go, “Awww.” In
fact, it’s not about much that the film was about. The basic story –
two drag queens and an older transsexual journey in an old coach from
Sydney to Alice Springs to do a show and to introduce Tick to his young
son – is there, but little more.
Stephan Elliott’s 1994 movie, like its near-contemporaries
Muriel’s Wedding and
Strictly Ballroom, achieved
mainstream crossover because it had a head and a heart in there as well
as the campery. The book for this stage version (credited to Elliott
and Allan Scott) almost seems intent on stomping on every brain cell in
the film, and replacing every iota of sentiment with cheap schlock.
When transsexual Bernadette and mechanic Bob are found asleep outdoors
beside their cake, the film’s one-liner gag here becomes a big
production number of “Macarthur Park”. When Tick’s little nipper Benji
signals his acceptance by asking his dad to do Elvis for him, we get a
syrupy “Always On My Mind”. The film’s Abba fixation has been replaced
(no doubt for
Mamma Mia-related
clearance reasons) with a Kylie obsession, which gives Jason Donovan a
chance to remark coyly that he always fancied her boyfriend in the soap
Neighbours, Scott (played,
20-odd years ago, by himself).
Donovan has come a long way since he sued a magazine for libel in 1992
over imputations of homosexuality; he now evidently has a much greater
appreciation of camp and/or the power of the pink pound. As Adam (alias
Felicia), Oliver Thornton is literally a screaming queen. Tony Sheldon
as Bernadette is the least one-dimensional of the bunch, after two
years playing the role in various Australian productions. But this is
not a show about diversity, or sexuality, or even drag; it indulges in
some of drag’s more suspect ambivalence about femaleness, in that of
the mere three even remotely significant female characters in the show,
two are misogynistic cartoons. No, if you want big frocks and wigs,
clapping along to ‘80s boys-town musical numbers and a chance to
pretend that you’re being affirmative without actually having to think
or feel a damned thing for nearly three hours, this is the show for
you. The introduction of a 'Premium Seating' option at £92.50
plus booking charge may be the biggest joke of the evening.
Written for the Financial
Times.