And so once again the August festival
season draws to a close which is at once frenetic and exhausted. By the
time the Fringe ends on Monday, I expect to have seen just over 100
shows… amounting, I calculate with horror and embarrassment, to over
£1200 worth of tickets. Even discounting the slightly higher
tariffs of the International Festival and the status-straddling
Traverse, that’s a hefty average price. How can casual Festivalgoers
expect to be able simply to take punts on shows that may or may not
turn out to be worth it, the way I did when I first came here as a
student 25 years ago? The increasing appeal of the pay-what-you-can
Forest Fringe, comedian Peter Buckley Hill’s Free Fringe and now the
new Five Pound Fringe is understandable.
It makes sense, also, to look to reviews for some kind of guidance. But
in recent years, national print and broadcast media coverage of
Edinburgh has continued to diminish; when I began as a fringe reviewer
in 1989, most UK newspapers seemed to have full-season teams of half a
dozen or more, whereas last year, I was the only London critic to
remain up here for the duration. Conversely, a number of freesheets and
latterly web sites have sprung up, often relying on eager students or
“civilians” to provide copy but lacking any real sense of identity or
weight. The effect has been to buck the overall trend in online arts
coverage: just as the sector in general begins to shake down with an
increasing awareness of which sites are more reliable and
authoritative, Edinburgh review coverage is not so much a labyrinth as
a great big tangle. Any show that can’t extract a five-star review, or
at least a couple of fours, from this plethora of competing voices
(because it’s just the star ratings that get plastered on posters, not
– heavens forfend – actual words), really isn’t trying.
Consequently, in the spirit of who-knows, I offer these end-of-term
verdicts based not on quality
per se
but a number of more oblique factors:
Most bizarre production on the fringe:
I was enticed to
The Body Tights Man
Show (Just The Tonic @ The Caves) by a Fringe programme blurb
written in delicious Japanglish, ending with the exhortation “Feel
modern Tokyo!” At first it seemed as if I was simply in line for an
hour of mime by a trio in fetish clothing, but as the hour progressed,
the “3 gagaheads” troupe engaged in increasingly off-the-wall
activities: traditional Japanese archery with drinking-straws, using
their
zentai full-body suits
to impersonate extraterrestrials extruding trunks of foam from their
“snouts”, playing Rossini with inflated surgical gloves worn on their
heads etc. Altogether inexplicable, but somehow compelling.
Wildest miscalculation: The
Comedians Theatre Company has built up a reputation over the past few
years for high-quality, committed productions of plays ranging from
Eric Bogosian’s
Talk Radio to
Twelve Angry Men. They have
hitherto always put themselves firmly in the service of their dramatic
material. This year, however, they have been deluded by the frills and
furbelows, both linguistic and sartorial, of Sheridan’s
The School for Scandal (Pleasance
Courtyard) into believing that they can let the script fend for itself
while they just fanny around onstage. Some of the players – Phil
Nichol, Marcus Brigstocke, Huw Thomas - find an honourable middle path,
but Lionel Blair as Sir Peter Teazle is even more befuddled than his
character, and Paul Foot’s performance as Crabtree had me considering
arson as a critical response. It is as if they cannot allow Sheridan to
be comical on his own terms; the laughs have to be their own. Bad show,
in every sense.
Running joke with most belated payoff:
I take responsibility for this one myself. When I first saw comedian
Simon Amstell perform here four
years ago, I couldn’t find space to write about him. Every year since
then, he has twitted me about getting a review on this page. At last,
I’m happy to say that the former host of TV comedy/music panel show
Never Mind The Buzzcocks is a
surprisingly dark delight onstage. His willowy boy-totty looks are
nicely contradicted by the clever strain of existential pessimism that
runs through the material of his show
Do
Nothing (Bongo Club), a world away from his inconsequential
telly banter.
Most dishearteningly reactionary
theatrical trend: I have seen a number of physical theatre/dance
shows this year focusing on women, their identities, roles required
that they play, potential to be recognised and so on. In every one of
these pieces without exception, every male character (whether presented
directly onstage or represented through report) has been portrayed as
both a) a monster and b) implicitly typical of his sex. I know that
some ground has been lost of late in terms of cultural representations
of women, but outright misandry was not a useful counter-strategy in
the 20th century and nor is it in the 21st.
Biggest tearjerker: The
triumphant appearance of
Edwyn
Collins (Assembly Hall). Having struggled back, with the
sterling support of his wife Grace Maxwell, from two near-fatal strokes
and a raft of medical complications, Collins is now gigging again.
Continuing paralysis means that he cannot play guitar, but was on this
occasion accompanied by a trio of acoustic guitarists, a percussionist
and occasionally by his former Orange Juice cohort Malcolm Ross. Even
his old sardonic between-songs banter is slowly returning. There were
only a couple of numbers in the 90-minute midnight set during which my
eyes did
not fill with tears
of joy. He got me simply thrilled, honey.
So many Edinburgh experiences each year are simply uncategorisable:
from seeing the
Showstopper!
improvised musical team perform a bizarre dance mass in Old St Paul’s
Church as part of an improvised stage bio-musical of modern-day
“turbulent priest” Donald Reeves while their subject looked on in
uncanny fascination, to the taxi I took the other day whose engine did
an uncanny impression of Chewbacca the wookiee on every corner… from
being enlisted as a kind of secondary narrator in Melanie Wilson’s show
Iris Brunette (Medical School)
to the historically improbable but undeniably impressive sight of
Charles Darwin juggling spiders… it’s a month-ful of moments. Roll on
next August.
Written for the Financial
Times.