It
is easy to decry jukebox musicals, but almost all of them at least have
a narrative, however thin or however bald a pretext for the numbers
themselves. In 2009,
Thriller – Live
came into the West End, resolved to dispense with such needless
fripperies as anything, you know,
theatrical
in a theatre. It has yet to be dislodged, and now a couple of hundred
yards away it is joined by another “theatrical [ha!] concert”, the
Beatles tribute
Let It Be,
originally titled
Rain when
it opened on Broadway in 2010 and directed by that band’s “Paul
McCartney” (although they take pains not to use the actual Beatles’
names), Joey Curatolo.
The contradictions and absurdities are legion, beginning with the
slogan outside the theatre exhorting us to experience “The Beatles
live”. The programme boasts “All music in the production is played and
sung live by the company”, which is apparently belied by the opening
notes of the second of the 30-odd numbers, as none of the four moptops
onstage is playing the mouth-harp intro we hear to “Please Please Me”.
Even when keyboardist and general sound-thickening factotum Ryan Alex
Farmery is allowed to become visible (after also supplying strings to
“Yesterday” and so forth), the boast of live “authenticity” becomes
ridiculous. More than half the show dates from the period after The
Beatles’ last live concert in 1966; what’s the point of a “faithful”
live rendition of “Strawberry Fields Forever”, which is famously one of
the greatest studio-assembled tape montages in musical history? Instead
of Farmery, what the show should include is a George Martin lookalike
off at one side of the stage working a mixing console. On a more banal
level, it proves amusing that Stephen Hill’s “George Harrison”
resembles at various points Keith Richards, Jeff Beck and 1970s
comedian Bob Carolgees, while drummer Gordon Elsmore takes on a
likeness to his counterpart Barry Wom from parody band the Rutles. (The
show has a pool of performers: two of each Beatle plus a few spares.)
Musically they are, it must be admitted, immensely skilled as they
recreate sequences broadly describable as “moptops”, “Shea Stadium”,
“Sgt Pepper” and “Abbey Road” (complete with barefoot Paul). Hill is
not only a fine Harrison, but impressively reproduces Eric Clapton’s
guitar part on “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”; Elsmore even manages to
play the backwards hi-hat cymbal on “Strawberry Fields”. If Reuven
Gershon’s John sounds more Brummie than Liverpudlian when he speaks,
one can forgive it. And the final encore is, as is now obligatory at
every public event in this country, “Hey Jude”.
But the show remains utterly pointless as theatre. After half an hour
or so of growing increasingly annoyed at the incessant chatter of a
couple of women sitting near me, I realised that there was no real
reason why they needed to shut up; they were not interfering with
anything more than transient filler music. For half the cost of a
top-price ticket for this show you could own the “red” and “blue”
compilation albums, which were once considered notoriously overpriced.
The Clash were wrong; phoney Beatlemania has not yet bitten the dust.
In terms of the West End’s theatres this is, quite literally, a waste
of space.
Written for the Financial
Times.