Pantomime is a zone of theatrical
misrule. To children, it offers the chance to
behave like kids with impunity; to
adults… frankly, exactly the same. It aims to purvey both fun and
wonder, both suspension of disbelief and moments at which we all know
better than to buy it for a second. Individual pantos may choose
slightly differing paths: they may go for raucous energy, or play a
straight traditional bat, or hope that some self-conscious showbiz
glitz (Priscilla Presley at Wimbledon, anyone?) will work the magic.
This production in a specially-erected theatre inside the O2 dome goes
for spectacle, but goes too far. It has all the shape of panto, but
virtually none of the spirit. It ought to boast a perfect dame in Paul
O’Grady’s now semi-retired drag
alter
ego Lily Savage, but it has precious little to offer besides.
The cast all have solid musical-theatre form, led by Jon Lee (once of S
Club 7) as Aladdin and Issy van Randwyck as the Slave of the Ring. The
musical routines all but eschew the usual pop route in favour of
semi-standards, show tunes and novelty numbers. “Show” is the central,
fatal concept: director/choreographer David Morgan (the programme lists
no writer’s credit) sets out to provide a show to fill this 1900-seater
space, a show that looks like a panto but really isn’t.
The comic policemen may trot out the classic “Who’s on first” routine;
there may be not one but two pantomime elephants, and a genuinely
impressive flying carpet illusion; but there are gaps which cut to the
heart of the form. It’s culpably negligent to design two separate
launderette sets but refuse to stage either a messy “slosh” scene or
the alternative shrink-in-the-wash routine. The penultimate
“front-curtain” scene is present and correct, a silly sing-along… but
no young-audience participation, nor even shout-outs to groups in the
audience or those celebrating birthdays. As for an opening scene that
starts with a funeral and shades into a zombie-apocalypse dance
sequence, what
were they
thinking? When Lily tries to rouse the audience to time-honoured panto
shouts, even a performer of her/his skill falters in the face of a Lily
Savage audience who are only pretending to be at a panto, which in turn
is only pretending to be one.
Written for the Financial
Times.