Tom Wells’ bittersweet family comedy
The Kitchen Sink was widely
acclaimed at the Bush Theatre in late 2011. I was unpersuaded; however,
what I thought then was modesty of ambition and achievement is now
revealed as a deliberate strategy of understatement. Wells likes to
focus on people who are “ordinary” not just for dramatic purposes, but
ordinary even on the scale of real-world ordinariness. The most
elevated male character here is a British Gas repair man. His team
captain and sister-in-law runs a pub; his teammates are a busker, a
librarian’s assistant and a lad on a training scheme. The team is a
Sunday five-a-side football outfit in Hull (also the setting of
The Kitchen Sink). But Wells
immediately deflates the jock-culture element by locating the side,
self-mockingly named Barely Athletic, in a lesbian and gay league: the
gas fitter’s shirt bears the legend “Token Straight”, and captain Viv
remarks of their victory over Tranny United, “We were lucky last week,
they were pissed and wearing stilettos.”
Everyone has their low-key personal journey: Joe to get over his
bereavement; Viv to gain validation by coaching the team to win one of
the trophies she herself has bought for the top three teams in the
four-team league; Beardy Geoff to find the right song for his audition
for a main-stage slot at Hull Pride; but most of all, the tentative
love story between trainee and assistant coach Danny and the
phenomenally shy Luke from the library. The latter part is both written
by Wells and played by Philip Duguid-McQuillan with torrents of
self-deprecating banality which are somehow so endearing that if Danny
doesn’t hurry up and snog Luke you may simply jump up there and take
him home yourself. This 90-minute piece (played straight through;
surely it should be 45 minutes each way?) contains much that is
unobtrusively beautiful; it is unashamed of its big heart and yet
persistently refuses to be at all grandiose, and is all the more
winning for it. It even boasts the recorded voice of BBC Radio’s James
Alexander Gordon reading out the results before each scene: “Lesbian
Rovers, five; Barely Athletic, nil.” James Grieve’s Paines Plough
production visits co-producers Hull truck in late summer, then tours.
If there’s any justice, it will never walk alone.
Written for the Financial
Times.