I have seen enough meritorious
productions of unmeritorious plays recently to last me at least the
rest of the year, and this latest is the most egregious example.
Maureen Lipman, Harry Shearer and John Bowe turn in almost entirely
admirable performances, David Grindley directs with his customary
diligence, but Oliver Cotton’s script is wearisomely predictable and
manages to flee every thematic point it thinks it is addressing.
Septuagenarians Joe and Elli are practising in their Brooklyn apartment
for a ballroom dancing competition. After Elli leaves for a dress
fitting Billy, Joe’s estranged brother, turns up for the first time in
30 years. He tells a drawn-out tale of seeing a familiar face on
holiday at Daytona Beach. As soon as we hear “Franz Gruber from the
camp”, half an hour in, we know that this is a Holocaust back-story and
Billy is now on the run either from Gruber himself or from the law
after killing Gruber. After another ten minutes we learn that it is the
latter. We begin wondering what the twist is: was Gruber one of the
Jewish
Sonderkommando
collaborators? Maybe Joe and Billy are the fugitive Germans? Fifteen
minutes later, no twist: the brothers are Jewish. A bit more fraternal
argument, Joe disappears from the room, Elli returns and screams on
seeing Billy and we feel the grim certainty, as the lights go down for
the interval, that Act Two will reveal their past affair as the real
reason for Billy’s disappearance all those years ago. (None of this is
spoiler material, since if you don’t twig each point immediately the
first hefty clue is plopped down, you don’t deserve the consideration
of having it kept from you.)
What we can’t predict, however, is that the big moral questions of the
first act will be almost entirely ignored for virtually all the second.
All three characters are finally brought together only after an hour
and three-quarters, and the long-inevitable confrontation kicks off
just before the two-hour mark. Another unexpected irruption is Joe and
Elli’s second dance routine, which no sane person could have seen
coming no matter how baldly it has been set up as a dramatic exigency.
Given Shearer’s fame as the voice of, among others, Mr Burns in
The Simpsons, a review of this play
must just as predictably end with the verdict of either “Ex-cellent!”
or “Release the hounds!” It’s not ex-cellent.
Written for the Financial
Times.