There’s a December heatwave in Vermont
in the stage version of the 1954 movie musical, and snow machines were
at work both inside and outside the theatre on a mild November press
night to create a seasonal atmosphere. It partly worked. Other than the
title number, the content of
White
Christmas isn’t all that festively focused. The narrative is a
weave of two classic threads, boy meets/loses/gets girl and “Let’s do
the show right here!”, and no amount of mock-ice-skating choreography
or sleigh-bell bracelets is going to Christmasise numbers such as “Blue
Skies” or “I Love A Piano” (ironically written by a man, Irving Berlin,
who could only play in the key of F#).
In some ways the most Christmassy thing about the show is the casting
of Aled Jones; it may be over 30 years since he sang “Walking In The
Air” for the film of
The Snowman,
but he can never escape it, especially at this time of year. This is an
injustice, as he works extremely well in the Bing Crosby role as Bob
Wallace. Jones is particularly suited to the gently wry mood of the
character; this combines with the set of his face as he enters middle
age to create a surprising air of Terry Wogan. Furthermore, his
classically trained voice gives his musical numbers a “golden age” feel
which beds the show’s aesthetic down comfortably. (The climactic kiss
takes place with Jones in a cosy dressing-gown.) Rachel Stanley as his
love interest has a correspondingly old-school voice, with a spoonful
of Ethel Merman blare, just enough to fill the 2000-seat Dominion
without blowing us through the back wall. Tom Chambers is much less
frenetic than Danny Kaye: one eyebrow is semi-permanently raised, as if
only half of his forehead has been Botoxed. The biggest surprise of all
may be Graham Cole, shrugging off 25 years in TV’s
The Bill to strike exactly the
right note as general-turned-innkeeper Hank Waverly. It all sits
agreeably enough in the West End for holiday season, but it’s hard to
embrace it as a real winter warmer when our own winter hasn’t set in
yet.
Written for the Financial
Times.