The animal kingdom is in revolt, the
madness might be spreading to humans, and in any case we’re dreadful at
coping with the whole business whether as individuals or in terms of
public policy. There, that’s saved you an hour and a quarter you
wouldn’t have got back.
Stef Smith’s play is one of those thankfully rare instances that seem
to corroborate the antiquated cliché of the Royal Court as a haven for
worthy, pious but fundamentally dreary liberalism. The urban eco-crisis
here begins with a pigeon flying through a (closed) window and ends
with an incident that could have come from
The Birds if it had been directed
by Ken Russell instead of Hitchcock. In between there are fox culls,
park-burnings and a preventative programme of arson, as well as a
suicide attempt, a possible suicide pact, revolutionary protests,
onstage vivaria and a lot of synthetic blood on the glass wall upstage.
It sounds eventful, but I’m afraid it’s ultimately quite directionless.
By this I do not mean that Hamish Pirie fails to provide a sensitive
staging, nor that the cast of six don’t try. Stella Gonet and Ian
Gelder in particular give more than the writing of their characters
either demands or deserves. Gelder’s figure, for heaven’s sake, is
indicated as gay because his handkerchief is in a shade he identifies
as robin’s-egg blue and he has a liking for show tunes... not exactly
oblique or imaginative hints. In fact, it is possible to interpret the
play as suggesting that homosexuality is a manifestation in humans of
the aberrant behaviour infecting the animals; this is no doubt entirely
unintentional, but it’s distinctly sloppy.
I briefly considered that it might be a political allegory, with the
grainy, live pre-show video feeds of the audience implicating us in the
insanity and devastation. Again, though, I’m afraid that would be
over-dignifying matters. This is nothing more than an earnest eco-fable
which says less, and less compellingly, in 75 minutes than the final
scene of Caryl Churchill’s
Far Away
does in ten. Smith has done much better before, and will in the future;
as for this, let us never speak of it again.
Written for the Financial
Times.