Dewey Finn, the protagonist of
School Of Rock, believes firmly
that the spirit of rock’n’roll is embodied in sticking it to The Man.
Dewey is, of course, such a no-hoper that his compulsion to
middle-youth rebellion is always a little ridiculous, even before he
impersonates a teacher and begins crafting a rock combo out of his prep
school class of ten-year-olds. But how much more so when the stage
musical of the beloved 2003 film is written not just by The Man, but by
two of The Lords: composer Andrew Lloyd Webber and scriptwriter Julian
Fellowes both sit with the ruling Conservative party in Britain’s upper
parliamentary chamber. All rebellion is thus assimilated, and what had
at least been a rambunctious cartoon is now a posturing travesty.
Lloyd Webber so wants to show that he has grit. His score here fails
almost entirely. I spotted one archetypal rock chord sequence in the
entire show (and as almost certainly the only reviewer of this West End
opening to own a double-necked electric guitar, I know whereof I
speak); there was nearly a second, but even when quoting musically from
“Walk On The Wild Side” he couldn’t resist gussying it up a bit. The
standout number is the title song, which unfortunately is one of three
that Lloyd Webber and lyricist Glenn Slater didn’t write but imported
from the movie, albeit without specific credit to
songwriter/screenwriter Mike White. Fellowes’ script largely follows
White’s; such changes as are made fairly consistently emphasise a vein
of vaporous aspirationalism rather than rockist stroppiness. Similarly,
all Dewey’s attempts to educate his young charges in the culture of
rock, its icons and attitudes, have vanished from the stage version.
This is a thoroughly deracinated rock world... except, awkwardly, that
in the young cast performing on press night, the three Afro-Caribbean
girls in the class also happened to become the three backing singers.
(And no-one noticed, even with the coloured girls literally going
doo-do-doo?)
The kids are remarkable, it has to be said. It’s stressed that they
play their instruments live, and young Toby Lee consistently shows
himself to be a better and ballsier guitarist than David Fynn as Dewey.
Fynn sticks closely to the cinematic template of Jack Black’s
performance, but with an unhelpful edge of slight mockery where Black
is always principally lampooning himself. As for the transgression
which is at the heart of the story... well, when Dewey and class
launched into a number actually entitled “Stick It To The Man”, the
press-night audience clapped along indulgently. Hmm.
Written for the Financial
Times.