Harry Enfield's Bores Drawn by Michael Heath 21. Vox Pop
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"The press are scum I tell you they killed our Princess if I ever see anyone reading a tabloid I'll punch their fuckin' lights out see my baby boy? 'e was born the day after we called 'im Diano there was anuvver kid just born in the ward 'er parents called 'er Shelly I took 'er dad outside and said 'you call your girl Diana you treacherous scum!' an' I gived 'im a good smack broked 'is jaw, for Diana like, she would of approved. I cried all week I've gone down Kensington Palace with some flars and a message 'You was too good for the Paki even if 'e did own 'arrods' that bodyguard should of told the driver to slow down I tell you if I was the doctor I'd turn off 'is life support the shitbag deserves to die she was the best of the royals the uvvers are snooty scum I mean, alright, William and 'arry lost their mum but the nation demanded they come out and break down and collapse in tears for the camera and did they? Did they fuck! I blame the Queen Mum..."