Randy Andy Is A Man

Randy Andy is a man
He lives in a giant camper van
He travels far, he travels wide
He travels along with his pants outside

In a village he arrived
Driving along with his pants outside
He came across an open barn
And from inside, he heard this song

5, 6, 7, 8,
Grab your partner by the hand
Swing ‘em by the arm
Dance until the cows come home
Join Randy Andy on the farm

I’m Randy Andy, I’m a man
I’m strong because I eat my bran
There ain’t no dance that I can’t do
Come on ladies, join in too

He went on in, inside the barn
It was a very joyous farm
He listened to the happy song
He couldn’t stop from tapping along

He jumped on in and grabbed a girl
Her petticoats fluttered in a swirl
There was no way that he could hide
Dancing along with his pants outside

Chorus

The girl was known as Rose-Marie
A lovely sight she was to see
Andrew felt his heart a’beatin’
As it was at their first meetin’

He wed the girl named Rose-marie
The atmosphere was full of glee
He walked hand in hand beside his bride
Down the aisle with his pants outside

Instrumental Wedding march

At the party later on
He hired a band to play his song
He danced all day, he danced all night
He’s a man, oh what a sight

Chorus

As the night wore on and on
He noticed that his bride was gone
He went back to his manly lair
To find her waiting for him there

He said "Wahey" and did the deed
His wife relieved his manly needs
They spent the night lying side by side
Lying in bed with his pants outside

Chorus

Lyrics by Senior / Barnes / Barnett, Music by Barnes / Senior, 1998