'Under Construction'
I make no excuses for such a minimal, incomplete site. I have great plans
(well, marginally more interesting plans), but this is the first time I've ever
created a web site. Really. And I won't leave this page here saying
that for the next ten years, honest.
But don't worry, sooner or later I'll add:
- a massive background picture that takes ages to load;
- a few lines of potted biography that's only of interest to people who already know it;
- a small blurred picture of me that's years out of date;
- a long list of similarly-antiquated links;
- an annoying animated line separator;
- a listing of my CD and/or book collection, for some bizarre reason;
- a guest book, so four people can add 'Hi!' and 'Is this working?' messages;
- links to the home pages of all my family and friends (both of them);
- links to some jokes pages to prove I have a sense of humour;
- my email address, for harvesting by spammers everywhere; and
- a counter, proclaiming that a grand total of 00000007 people have seen this
...just like everyone else.
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