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The Twinkie PleaRoy WatsonCemental Health Records EEG05with the assistance of Ian Shuttleworth. All tracks © control Anal Memoranda, except I'm
Waiting For
The Man:
Recorded February–September 1982 except 2: instrumental track
recorded
July 1980 in a warehouse and where noted elsewhere.
Cover: detail from L.H.O.O.Q. by Marcel Duchamp and Francis Picabia, with the eyes replaced. This title (P) 1982, 2004 Cemental Health Records. “Write something commercial,” she said... |
DEFENDANTS
Roy Watson: synthesizer, guitar, treated guitar, tape montages
Ian Shuttleworth: bass guitar, guitar treatments, backing tapes
PRECEDENT
Domesticated primates are always finding and denouncing “no-good shits”
among themselves. One century it may be adolescents who
masturbate,
another century it may be ideologists of some new politics, a third
century
it may be those who smoke the wrong herbs. Right now, in Unistat,
it was Twinkie-eaters.
Twinkies had originally been denounced by Furbish Lousewart, leader
of the People’s Ecology Party, but Lousewart denounced so many things
that
Twinkies did not suffer particularly from his anathemas. But
then,
in San Francisco in 1979, a primate named Dan White, who had shot and
killed
two other primates, hired a particularly clever lawyer to defend
him.
The lawyer claimed in court, and succeeded in convincing the jury, that
White had been temporarily insane due to over-indulgence in Twinkies.
Primate journalists, who have an instinct for ideas that will spook
the primate herd, immediately began publicising the dangers of
Twinkies.
Many accounts of the White murders were printed in lurid tabloids,
describing
how the Twinkie-maddened primate had murdered Mayor George Moscone and
then, still gripped by the influence of the high sugar content in the
confectionery,
lurched wildly down the hall to murder Supervisor Harvey Milk.
Within
two years, seventeen defendants in other parts of Unistat had been
acquitted
or given diminished sentences due to the Twinkie Plea.
By then Twinkies were outlawed in fourteen states and Congressional
legislation against Twinkies was pending.
—Robert Anton Wilson, Schrödinger’s Cat II: The Trick Top Hat
(1979)
TRACK LISTING
ORIGINAL
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